Summary: AU. Gender-bender. Sasuko has it all. Looks, popularity, all the guys want her, all the girls want to be her. Top it off, she finally gets accepted into ANBU. All of that comes crashing down when a certain Hyuuga comes into her life and she's really not appreciative.
Naruto – Naruko
Sasuke – Sasuko
Sakura – Sakushun
Neji – Nejiko
Itachi – Itachiko
Hinata – Hinataro
Hanabi – Hanabimaru
Parental units stay the same. Didn’t feel like screwing with it.
“C’mon Sasuko, don’t play so hard to get...”
“You’re so cute, we just want to...”
“I said...” a fist slammed into one of the speaker’s faces, cracking bone and cartelidge. With no hesitation, a foot slammed into the temple of another. “Fuck off.”
Both males went down and the attacker slowly stood from her crouched position, letting out a small breath. Smoothing out her sleeves, the short haired brunette tilted her head. A dark brow rose, her expression blank. “Anyone else want a piece of me now?”
The small group of guys began to back away, their hands up in a pacifying gesture. “Nope, we’re good. See ya!”
“Losers.” She muttered as they practically tripped over themselves to get away from the girl. “The sad part is that they’ll be back tomorrow...” a sharp grunt escaped full lips as she stiffened. Slender, familiar hands were groping her average sized chest. Blonde hair tickled her cheek as she felt someone rub up against her from behind.
“Sasu-chan!” the voice chirped happily. “It’s so good to see you...”
With barely concealed fury, Sasuko spun and slammed her fist into newcomer’s skull, taking a step back. She refused to cover her molested chest despite the flush on her cheeks. “Naruko, you pervert. Cut it out.”
“Ow...damnit Sasu-chan! You hit harder than Saku-kun!”
“Shut up, you perv.” The young girl adjusted her shirt “How many times have I told you not to do that? Are you a lesbian or something?”
“I’m bisexual thank you very much.” The blonde stood, dusting herself off. “I must have been a guy in a prior life or something, because...” she sighed “I can’t help it, I like guys...but I love breasts!” she made a squeezing motion towards her own, letting out a small sigh. “And even though you’re an annoying jerk, you’ve got some really perky ones...”
“I am not having this conversation with you.” Already irritated from earlier, she stepped over the two unconscious males and started walking back towards her district. Naruko paused for a moment before blinking, as if realizing something.
“Hey! Sasuko, wait!”
“What part of, ‘I’m not having this conversation with you’ did you not understand, loser?” absently, she wondered if she should grow her hair out. That way, she could do that hair flip thingie all the other long-haired girls did. Like Naruko.
Never mind. Last thing I want to do is be like cow-tits.
“You bitch,” Naruko gave her a funny look. “I was actually looking for you! It’s important.” Reaching into her loud orange jacket – Sasuko would forever despise that color thanks to the blonde – she pulled out a mission scroll. “Here, it’s for you. Gramps told me to give it to you.”
Stopping in her tracks, she took in the special seal of the Hokage and frowned. Black eyes flashed crimson and she saw what Naruko couldn’t.
Finally! It had taken those bastards long enough! Grinning, she put the scroll in her pouch. “Thanks for being useful for a change.” She patted her team mate’s head like she would a small animal’s and was flipped off for her efforts.
“Sasuko you bitch! See if I ever do something for you again! Screw this, Ima go get some ramen. Stupid Uchiha...” she grumbled, walking off.
She wouldn’t be able to answer the scroll yet, not until nightfall, but she was still excited. Finally, after years of hard work, she’d be going into ANBU. She sure as hell deserved it, and with her older sister having quit to become a jounin instructor like Kagashi she wouldn’t have to worry about being upstaged.
Just as she reached the gates, she decided she would become captain in three years. Normally it would take a little longer, five at the most, but she was confident. Itachiko had done it in less, so she’d try to either match or be just a bit over.
That was, until she entered the house and saw her entire family waiting for her in the family room...along with Hyuuga Hiashi, Nejiko, Hanabimaru, and Hinataro. Both families? What in the world...?
“Sasuko, my daughter,” Fugaku greeted, motioning for her to sit down. “We have wonderful news for you,” at the words, the young Uchiha took in Hinataro’s sudden fidgeting and uncomfortable shift. Tilting his head, Fugaku regarded the long haired male. “Well, Hinataro-kun?”
Hinataro-kun? Sasuko thought in barely concealed shock. Since when did father address Hyuuga...
“Please tell her the good news.”
She watched in horror as the young man stood up, walked over to her and bowed down low to the ground. “Uchiha Sasuko,” he began, keeping his head low. “I asked your family for the honor of having your hand in marriage...”
Face paling, Sasuko took a step back. No, he couldn’t be serious...
“And they accepted.” Pale lavender eyes looked up into smooth dark grey. A nervous smile emerged on his lips. Had Sasuko not been so freaked out, she would have noticed it was also apologetic.
“Absolutely not.” Was all she said as she spun on her heel and briskly walked out of the house.